Today, men in particular are forced to “choose” between being gay and being straight (despite what I personally believe to be the preponderance of bisexuality among humans). In ancient Greece and Rome, homosexual conduct was just your run-of-the-mill Tuesday visit to the bath house or trist with acquaintances. Long before there ever was “gay,” this is what men did. None of this makes any of the participants “gay.” Truly. They paint graphic pictures for their teammates of them having sex (with a woman, of course always with a woman).ĭon’t believe me? Just ask Anthony Davis. They talk explicitly about what they do sexually, what they like. They roughhouse naked in the locker room.
They measure themselves against other men. Men of all sexual orientations look at each other’s penises in the shower. What might be deemed “gay” in West Hollywood or the Castro is just your average afternoon post-practice ritual for so many straight guys completely comfortable with their own bodies and the bodies of their teammates and opponents. Of course it’s more than that.īut what gets so often lost is that the opposite is also true: Grabbing another guy’s nether regions is about a lot more than being “gay” (so please, forgive the shorthand). I’ve been out for 20-plus years and with my husband for exactly 62.963% of that time. Of course being gay is a lot more than grabbing another guy’s nether regions. Some people chuckled at the grabby player “getting caught ” Others were horrified and sounded the “sexual assault” alarm.įor me it was just straight athletes going gay. Apparently it has been attributed to several artists prone to wild hair and/or putting dicks in their mouths, including: Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the "lead singer" of New Kids on the Block (Jordan? Joey?), the Bay City Rollers, Alanis Morisseette, Lil' Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears and Fiona Apple.When a video close-up of Clemson defensive lineman Christian Wilkins grabbing the ass and genitals of an opposing Ohio State player surfaced last weekend, it got a panoply of reaction.
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If his belly wasn't ever full of cum, at least his regard of this legend-defining falsity is full of humor.įor added fun, check out Snopes' page on this rumor. Say what you like about Tony Toon-and God rest his soul-but he was good at his job." With minor variations.this story has stayed with me ever since. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped.I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening.
"Toon, of course, couldn't resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to the room. The hotel was overbooked, so Toon and Alana's son Ashley, who was 7, shared a room. They went on vacation in Hawaii, and Toon came along. Quotes the Daily Beast:īy 1982, Stewart was married to actress Alana Hamilton, ex-wife of actor George Hamilton. In it, he goes further into the seamen semen story. Stewart is talking about this because he released his memoir this week, Rod: The Autobiography. Wasn't everyone at least a little bit gay in the ‘70s?
"I'm as heterosexual as the come," explained Stewart, but I smell a popper. Stewart denied it and can even point to the source: a scorned publicist named Tony Toon. What a lightweight.ĭespite what he claims, it's become such an accepted part of his bio that the seemingly straight-laced, Talbots-wearing ladies who filled the chairs of Katie Couric's talk show stage giddily screamed, "FACT!!!" when Couric asked him about it during a recent game of Fact of Fiction. The rumor goes that he sucked off (and swallowed) so many sailors in a gay bar in San Diego that he landed in the hospital and needed to have his stomach pumped. For decades, Rod Stewart's name has been synonymous with ingesting quarts of cum.